contact sports are

@EndangeredProdigy u gay

It's rare I like a sport

don't insult rugby league, thats unaustralian

Except the Soccer-Basketball the Mayans or Aztecs played where the loser got their head cut off

Real intellectuals play chess

good thing I'm not australian @momoneymoproblems

A sport for the brain.

@EndangeredProdigy im gonna ship a few redback spiders over there to fuck your shit up

TBH, I'm deathly afraid of spiders

fuck that

Spiders are nice

spiders are not nice be wary motherfuckers

I like what they do, but they better not get near me

I have one freeloading in my room for a while now.

hell no

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I let them live as long as they are outside

I actually LOLed when I was told my school considers debate to be a sport

But he's smol

Debate

the smol ones will git you

Eh.

He's been around for a few years

ever been bit by a brown recluse?

If he wanted me he would've already killed me

brown recluse is baby level

get bitten by a funnel web

we only really have two ends of the spectrum here

it's either brown recluse or black widow

you either have your hand rot, or you die

brown recluse is bad because americucks don't know what a hospital is

ooo i got bit by this small spider better lie down for 24 hours

sometimes, you don't know you got bit

Black widow isn't deadly.

Brown recluse reminds me of a song

Watch the spider tier list.

https://www.livescience.com/39919-black-widow-spiders.html

look man if you don't realise you got bit by a spider it's natural selection at that point

Black widow doesn't have ovaries

According to National Geographic, black widows are considered the most venomous spider in North America. Their venom is reported to be 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake's, according to NCSU.