most "Vegans, SJW , feminists and soy beta cucks" owning a laptop would most likely have an apple device, but the other way around i very much doubt

Mac is horrible and I don't understand why people use it

it's extremely restrictive and overpriced

because muh artistry

Apple is shit in general

because it gives their ego a blowjob to own an overpriced piece of shit

Muh brand

Apple is only good when it's covered in peanut butter

Red or Green works fine

Wrong

Yellow apples are iffy

God, I hate Safari.

or chocolate and peanuts @DrWittMDPhD

Apple sauce is great

blasphemy.... caramal or in pie @DrWittMDPhD

But I also hate Chrome.

huawei for real spies

or caramal apple pie

It's like being caught between an Apple Store and a Starbucks.

caramel apples are heresy

Apple pie is great

But fuck off with caramel

Holy shit I wrought down the ire of Apple enthusiasts everywhere

It is either soft or crunchy

Also Apple sauce is for little goo goo babies

You can't have both

hating on apple is as ridiculous as only buying their products

apple butter also

Apple paste on meat you uncultured swine @DrWittMDPhD

just use the Tor browser @Undead Mockingbird

muh i'm special

UM: have you seen Palemoon or Libre fox - https://github.com/intika/Librefox

Who tf would put apple sauce on meat

Apples anything is great with meat tbh

I don't like cooked apples

Not the sweet kind

just don't do anything bad and you won't have to care about privacy online

@DrWittMDPhD a lot of people do with porkchops

Just sour apples

cooking apples ruins the texture

Are those people babies?