I suffer from it every day

better than a heart valve

I've got a defective sinoatrial node

not to mention a hat will cause air flow restrictions fucks up your ... don't know what the english word is, but skin at the base of the hair on your head (we have a word for it in norwegian)

Yeah, a lot of people have some minor heart defects.

the problem with my body is a lack of enough female slaves.

oh mine isn't minor lol

@Undead Mockingbird Life is a fatal illness. Nobody makes it out alive.

I am not saying it's minor, though.

I had to have experimental surgery

nape @Tinytim

my major problem is that i'm just too perfect

your heartbeat was off?

okay

skipped beats?

qr wave?

guys did i ever tell you that i'm mixed?

o shi

especially under stress?

am i close?

@Misomania thanks, the norwegian word is "hodebunn" which translates directly to "head bottom"

I also suffer from harem development disorder

bad @Undead Mockingbird I had heart speed ranging from 15bpm to over 200 bpm and absolutely no rhythm

right

the diagnosis was Atrial Flutter with a Chaotic rhythm

that's what I would have thought

lol

so I had to have a pacemaker implant at 2 years old, which was unheard of at the time

did they put in an electrode to fix it?

ah, right again

2yr old?

yes

yes

thats pretty young

cyborg baby

yeah it was either get a pacemaker or die

lol

not only can it lead to acute complications, it can also increase stress on heart

so even if you don't die, it's not really good for your heart

hey, a fellow "would not be alive without modern medicine" here (well, mine was just severe cleft lip-palate, so you win, but still)

Irisawa, H., H. F. Brown, and W. Giles. "Cardiac pacemaking in the sinoatrial node." Physiological reviews 73.1 (1993): 197-227.