But then there is someone called everyone
John baphomet appears from the darkness
John Baphomet wants to know your name
Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't felt this uncomfortable since my boss asked me to take a look at his computer because his keyboard was "sticky."
John Baphomet is ready for you to know the truth
John Baphomet wants you to buy the car
John Baphomet is going to Wyoming
Is that a meme
John Baphomet is a real human being
Is he a Satanist
He always wears a mask, it's quite annoying
Not really, John Baphomet just has a name.
Does John Baphomet talk about himself in the 3rd person?
No, John Baphomet does not.
Other people talk about John Baphomet, though.
This is seeming meta and trollish
I've been a bit lethargic lately
likely due to the stress of my new title
What title
It's too specific for me to say here
It's late. I'm bored. And I can't shake the idea that the U.S. gov't spent $1 billion on NOAA to predict the weather and were less accurate than the Famer's Alamanac which cost $15.
Suffice to say it's upper middle management
Anyway you're fucked
Just enough middle management for me to need to play politics instead of what I normally do
Time to suck cock
I got pretty high and known in my company for being essentially a technical hatchet man
Word
I now can barely code
lol
so much calls and emails
and reports
At least you learned to code
I have barely any dicks inside of me
I went thru a period like that. You get thrust into management and after a couple of years you've lost your coding skills. Never again.
Welcome to the cum zone
cum only inside anime girls
Idk
Someone is about to do Hotel California
In karaoke
Oh wait nvm that was a placeholder
