I want mine to go really slow

And be skin color

I should stick an LS3 in an el camino

nah to many black cars @Frosty

already

I have jaundice

Hello all

Who are you calling "all?" I am not an all. I am an individual. Note the preceding post may contain elements of sarcasm. Thank you.

*everyone

But then there is someone called everyone

John baphomet appears from the darkness

John Baphomet wants to know your name

Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't felt this uncomfortable since my boss asked me to take a look at his computer because his keyboard was "sticky."

John Baphomet is ready for you to know the truth

John Baphomet wants you to buy the car

John Baphomet is going to Wyoming

Is that a meme

John Baphomet is a real human being

Is he a Satanist

He always wears a mask, it's quite annoying

Not really, John Baphomet just has a name.

Does John Baphomet talk about himself in the 3rd person?

No, John Baphomet does not.

Other people talk about John Baphomet, though.

This is seeming meta and trollish

I've been a bit lethargic lately

likely due to the stress of my new title

What title

It's too specific for me to say here

It's late. I'm bored. And I can't shake the idea that the U.S. gov't spent $1 billion on NOAA to predict the weather and were less accurate than the Famer's Alamanac which cost $15.

Suffice to say it's upper middle management

Anyway you're fucked

Just enough middle management for me to need to play politics instead of what I normally do

Time to suck cock

I got pretty high and known in my company for being essentially a technical hatchet man

Word

I now can barely code

lol

so much calls and emails

and reports

At least you learned to code