i'm so sorry, the tests came back positive ...

i didn't make a value judgment

just said that it would be rape

rape aside, jre when?

never

not sure

JRE just twatted

he cancelled

u joking

no

last minute? wtf

okay i am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RyM-QaFqQM

they notify you on JRE discord

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hovercar

the thing that pisses me off about the "you can't reduce humans to biochemistry" is that the reduction does not invalidate moral philosophy such as holding the individual as sacred

https://www.machinedesign.com/motion-control/hover-cars-finally

https://tenor.com/view/get-over-here-gif-4983812

@Tinytim SCIENCE BITCH

okay, invest your money in those companies and call me when you're rich.... oh wait, those things will get banned the moment people hear how fucking loud they are, and that they can only travel short distances and are nothing more than expensive toys

hover cars are shit

https://i.gifer.com/1MbQ.gif

how am i supposed to make donuts in a walmart parking lot at 3am?

@Tinytim eNeRgY Is eXpEnDeD WhEnEvEr a fOrCe iS ApPlIeD OvEr a dIsTaNcE. iF YoU HaVe tO CoMpEnSaTe fOr gRaViTy, EvErY NaNoMeTeR ThE CaR MoVeS BeFoRe tHe hOvErInG MeChAnIsM CoMpEnSaTeS WiLl dRaIn eNeRgY. cArS WoRk bEcAuSe tHeY LeT ThE GrOuNd dO ThAt jOb fOr tHeM

gO BaCk tO ScHoOl, I JuSt eXpLaInEd iT To yOu

shout out to the SHift key

meet my little friend

https://convertcase.net/

the real unsung hero in this situation

@Witan the amount of effort you're putting into this is kinda amazing, if only you used that to actually read up on stuff instead

im just here to laugh

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Sure, that's why jet fuel mileage is measured in gallons per mile instead of miles per gallon.

but seriously guys, third trimester abortions is fucked up

no

Not much effort used to make it convert case.

it's a tasty snack

tfw I fucked up and didn't buy Home Depot stocks when I first started working there

HD stocks doubled since then

@stedly effort is for the patient

it's also the only thing keeping ruth gaiter binsburg alive