And of course

i though chicago is like shootings and rappers and shit

Everyone is like
"Come on man, they're not gonna be politically correct while lynching you"

In the middle of the winter too

Lel

And yeah, it was colder than the freezing point of bleach

The bleach should have been frozen

Wow

That's some evidence there

Damn

But luckily his sandwich was fine and he walked home, ate it, and didn't call the cops

The "real" story is likely that it was a publicity stunt/hoax and the 2 guys he staged it with were his less sucessful actor friends

45 minutes later

Are yall Trump supporters?

I'm a monarchist

I have a question

I mean
Yeah
U gotta keep that sammich safe nigga

@Swedishmafia101 what?

for a bleach to freeze

"Hey go fuck up that person of color for being a vibrant youth with jolly sexuality"
"Hold up, my white supremacist Trump voting friend, we can't touch his sandwich, that will be crossing the line"

It is looking more likely that it is as time goes on

A whole bleach

u'd need like -20 c or more

Is it common for Trump supporters to walk around the streets of Chicago on a very cold night, carrying rope and bleach and recognizing a lesser known actor from a show most people have never watched?

My worst fear is being declared and buried alive. Imagine waking up, in darkness, with no visible light.

@Swedishmafia101 No.

Bleach freezes at like 19 degrees farenheit

Hmmm

House bleach at least, is mostly water

Barely able to move and finding yourself seven feet under ground.

The industrial shit takes sub zero

Jesse Smollett is an honest man. He kept the noose around his neck so that he would not spoil the evidence of a crime he didn't want to report.

@Dusty Morgan Roald Dahl requested to be buried with a notepad, pencils, and a hand held power saw, so if he was ever buried alive he could get out

@Dusty Morgan it'd make you lose your sanity relatively fast

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin better get yourself one of these @Dusty Morgan

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/02/15/nigerian-rednecks-who-allegedly-attacked-jussie-smollett-have-been-arrested-and-have-a-relationship-with-him/

big thonk

Pretty damn scary.

nigerian rednecks lel

that's a first

Damn those Nigerian Redneck Trump-supporters who hate black ppl