It's my program

I'm actually a bot

I muted all of you.

And I'm only attracted to other bots

https://twitter.com/JxhnBinder/status/1097641811257032705

I'm a robosexual

And I just reported you to the Internet.

That's robophobic

You are going to be facing 999999 years in federal prison.

*cyber prison

You are fake news.

Let me guess, It's all 2B

*fake jews

When a Republican dies, he is vilified by the Left. When a Democrat dies he is spoken of with respect. https://twitter.com/BillSchulz/status/1097051459785506817

https://tenor.com/view/cow-pole-dance-gif-8392671

Hawt

https://tenor.com/view/cat-banana-gif-9914635

Great I fapped my hands off

I didn't know you were into cats.

Noche is into too many things

Pigs get fat, sheep get slaughtered. That cowbot got me going. I want to milk it

This is the last memory I stored of my last waifu.

I was built in Russia, so literally a Russian bot

https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1097941364229062656

Casual sailor needs a sex bot

He can have this slightly used one of mine for only 4,999.99

That's from Parasite Dolls.

Sweet

Thanks undead

I found it on YT

The trailer looks great

https://twitter.com/NumbersUSA/status/946404471491481600

"Androids called boomers"

https://youtu.be/b_C-MrhBGCg

BOOMERS!

So that's where they all came from.

I'm gonna make that one into an emoji.