On my birthday everyone's phoning me to go out

And im just dying

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@soup dad thanks 😋😋😋

Shut up Ratking

get well soon

happy birthday

@Tea omg that's the worst!!!

get well soon my n-word

@RatKing no

So what did i miss and why is people copy pastibg legal advice in shitposting?

You poor thing, wish I could bring you homemade cup cakes and chicken noodle soup as a present

Mate the soup

I could do soup

Would like everyone to know when we were all out drinking that Ratking got battered by a wee goth girl lmao.

LOLOL

Mate

Poor show

doubt

Rip atomikov

@Dazzie lmao what

@Hatter we were all out smoking and a wee goth came up and slapped the fuck outta Ratking lmao

LOL

Ratking wit you getting your shit shoved in for fae a wee goth

Lmao

lmao

wee goth lassie just threw aboot like an empty tracksuit

Give my nigga atomikov mod

Dad has a pony tail and a packet of wagon wheels in the passanger seat.

@RatKing stop talking shite just because a wee goth set aboot ye lmao

slapped aboot by a goth

Slapped

next step is getting jabbed by an emo

RICARDO

@Curie can you give volume warning next time

thanks babe

is it loud?

@soup dad

very

very