Bosmer master race

Ok Alexa play eye of the spider

I know one truth in this word

i want to start a new cult with cisero

altmers are the only ones with a true claim on tamriel

And that’s fuck argonians

they were there first

1 in the chat for a lizard Holocaust

eugenics

never works

111111111111

Ricardo meme inbound

https://youtu.be/qFpPQflmMMg

oh god yes

High quality

I promise

"chief where are you going?"

***"to give ricardo back his bomb"***

is p gud

I wish ricardo was my AI rather than cortana

fuck cortana

she a bitch

she left me for some aliens

Cortana spies on my internet edge porn

same though

"hey google? how do I disable cortana"

pull the plug

Hey cortana, how do I disablencortana

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butt plug

hey cortana

"so that's how it is?"

your toes

hand em over

I wonder if they sell the data on the porn you watch

toe jam

Oh shit I’m sorry

foot fingers

that name is fucking cringe

yeah, they sell your porn browsing data

kys