Message from @Dirty Dutchman

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2018-11-07 05:34:15 UTC  

fuck it google seems complex im gonna go play duke nukem or something instead.

2018-11-07 05:35:06 UTC  

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 lots of people lie on the internet

2018-11-07 05:35:10 UTC  

so they can make friends

2018-11-07 05:35:15 UTC  

look cool

2018-11-07 05:35:19 UTC  

kiss ass

2018-11-07 05:35:23 UTC  

and get cyber pussy

2018-11-07 05:35:38 UTC  

or at least try to

2018-11-07 05:35:40 UTC  

hella cyber pussy

2018-11-07 05:35:45 UTC  

dude

2018-11-07 05:35:52 UTC  

every time a girl dms me

2018-11-07 05:35:58 UTC  

my front pant get small

2018-11-07 05:36:12 UTC  

i dont want internet friends, if i wanted friends i would go to a bar and chat up the depressed guy.

2018-11-07 05:36:16 UTC  

imagine how many times a girl online has just been someone like us fucking with dudes though.

2018-11-07 05:36:27 UTC  

lol lots

2018-11-07 05:36:34 UTC  

Hey I just got dunped a bit ago any advice on not being lonely as shit?

2018-11-07 05:36:41 UTC  

jerk off

2018-11-07 05:36:45 UTC  

fuck no fap

2018-11-07 05:36:48 UTC  

save yourself lad

2018-11-07 05:36:48 UTC  

Makes me more sad

2018-11-07 05:36:57 UTC  

you're doing it wrong then

2018-11-07 05:36:58 UTC  

Left hand can’t replace what’s been

2018-11-07 05:37:01 UTC  

@Dirty Dutchman asmr girlfriend roleplays

2018-11-07 05:37:04 UTC  

^^

2018-11-07 05:37:18 UTC  

Creepy

2018-11-07 05:37:19 UTC  

you're lucky if she's really a girl

2018-11-07 05:37:20 UTC  

I mean like

2018-11-07 05:37:28 UTC  

How to actually attract grill

2018-11-07 05:37:39 UTC  

I was in a 4 year + relationship

2018-11-07 05:37:50 UTC  

Didn’t learn fuckall how to date

2018-11-07 05:37:58 UTC  

idk if anyone really does?

2018-11-07 05:38:33 UTC  

like how do you do well in a thing that is really just best fit interactions?

2018-11-07 05:38:37 UTC  

@Dirty Dutchman go to nightclubs and buy random people drinks and then just talk to them for a while get their number or social media thing and keep doing this until you have a steady friend base, just like magic you are no longer alone.

2018-11-07 05:39:03 UTC  

building relationships with a common interest being intoxication is rough. lol

2018-11-07 05:39:18 UTC  

First song I heard from then was Inis Mona

2018-11-07 05:39:23 UTC  

shit was tight

2018-11-07 05:39:24 UTC  

I hate that shit I like building relationships off stable common interest and friendship

2018-11-07 05:39:25 UTC  

pretty much

2018-11-07 05:39:31 UTC  

**is** tight

2018-11-07 05:39:33 UTC  

my first song was Uis elvitie or something

2018-11-07 05:39:42 UTC  

that's a good one too