is the election still going?

I have the memory of an elephant dont play me for a fool

i have forgotten how to find google :/

**And elephants never forget**

@RomanoReichert mother fucker we won

fuck yeah, now I can sleep then

o7

You go to the nearest ledge and jump, you should see google when you hit the ground @卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几

@FUCK fire why would i lie to strangers about my drug use? its more likely that i hide this fact (on dating sides or when im with my family) due to drugs being illegal in most of the world.

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 because theres no way to prove that youre telling the truth and you want internet strangers/friends to think that you are cool

@Todd the nearest ledge is 1km away, unless we find my roof ok.

Yes

Jump head first

Should get google to aper

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几

fuck it google seems complex im gonna go play duke nukem or something instead.

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 lots of people lie on the internet

so they can make friends

look cool

kiss ass

and get cyber pussy

or at least try to

hella cyber pussy

dude

every time a girl dms me

my front pant get small

i dont want internet friends, if i wanted friends i would go to a bar and chat up the depressed guy.

imagine how many times a girl online has just been someone like us fucking with dudes though.

lol lots

Hey I just got dunped a bit ago any advice on not being lonely as shit?

jerk off

fuck no fap

save yourself lad

Makes me more sad

you're doing it wrong then

Left hand can’t replace what’s been

@Dirty Dutchman asmr girlfriend roleplays

^^

Creepy

you're lucky if she's really a girl

I mean like