i dont have any pogs right now but they are the best collectible, pogs are better than pokemon cards tbh.

That Pakistani bitch that is supposed to be the "UN ambassador for Gen Z" was born in 1997

Anyone know how to get rid of parents when they visit too long?

The one who got shot?

make them uncomfortable

@PAS CANADIEN tell them you have herpes and you dont wanna infect them by sharing utensils and glasses

Rub their bellies but in a weird way

have them find you naked in a corner wearing a face mask and playing with toys.

jack off in the middle of dinner

how prude are your parents?

that's the real question

Not prude, just tired of daily arguments

7

I can't sleep

is there any reason they should be or have claim to anything on that property or are they simply visiting

Shoot me in the spine

Tires of watching tv, Dad wants to watch football and nascar when hockey is on, always wants to rent a movie and eat fast food

i just remembered another one, slip some benzo in their drinks and then when they pass out you leave them in a ditch somewhere with nothing but a pocket knife and 50$

Go sleep or I'll touch you

I rent their old house since they moved

i cant, too hype on lyfe or something @Todd

mmmmmmmm

They own it?

@Lucius how you doing son?

Dont you mean speed? @卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几

sure whatever

ngl it wouldnt surprise me if @卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 is just making this all up for attention

is the election still going?

I have the memory of an elephant dont play me for a fool

i have forgotten how to find google :/

**And elephants never forget**

@RomanoReichert mother fucker we won

fuck yeah, now I can sleep then

o7

You go to the nearest ledge and jump, you should see google when you hit the ground @卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几

@FUCK fire why would i lie to strangers about my drug use? its more likely that i hide this fact (on dating sides or when im with my family) due to drugs being illegal in most of the world.

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 because theres no way to prove that youre telling the truth and you want internet strangers/friends to think that you are cool

@Todd the nearest ledge is 1km away, unless we find my roof ok.

Yes

Jump head first

Should get google to aper