Your a melt if you dont @Semen Demon

yeah get a c-section for your misses or find a fondness for anal @Tea

You're a melt.

@Pirate aye, I'm not too fussed. She's my woman, I'd love her regardless.

It goes back to somewhat normal.

She's pretty fit.

most of the time

look just opt for the c-section

save the fuss

scar though

plus the baby has a weaker immune system that way

@Pirate maybe we'll see.

I've slept with her for 10 years.

right but you've not spent one of those 10 years with a blown out hole

And I'm only 26.

woah, starting young

sorry I'm being an ass now

@Pirate mate it doesn't blow out that bad.

But I get your point.

Melt.

5 more and youll break my record @Tea

Probably will.

I'll be with her for life.

tell us what the results of the test are when you get it

I hope you are

@Semen Demon she's taking it a few hours.

I'm shitting it.

Tbh

at least if she's not pregnant you get to have unprotected sex again

You seem to deserve it

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

Nothing better than a solid relationship.

She's my best friend too.

You’ll be alright.

so friends with benefits, and a child

No she's not friend with benefits.

She's my partner.

There's a difference.

yeah my joke kind of didn't land there, soz

lucky man

Gimp.