only 1% gay

let me get a free game

No

thanks

Yes.

Get a girl to do it for you if you want to take dick and not be gay

still more gay than Liz warren is native american

Or get pegged

It's technically not even a real dick

Get pegged by a trap.

Yes

I just shag with the _no homo suit_

We are making having the least gay sex a fucking science here

a worthy cause

Even though most of us never had sex to begin with

oof

@Rommel speak for yorself

Luckily I managed to fuck a fat desperate whale once

I lowkey want a full suit of armour to just stand around at my home.

Hated it

just get out the closet and accept that fucking a guy and liking it makes you gay.

Wish I was a virgin instead of that

lol its a rite of passage @Rommel

@coattailsandbowties You need to get out of the closet as well gaybo.

SHE FUCKING SMELLED DUDE

@lolfire you're buried so deep in denial you just prove my point

FUCK THAT RITE OF PASSAGE BS

lel

Smelled like sweat and fungus

@Dino I am out the closet, I'm 7/10 on the kinsey scale

@Dino get in my closet

More like 10/10

@coattailsandbowties Fucking you would be gayer than fucking a guy

But worth it

why, because I'm andro?

andro or trap?

andro.

thas gay

we arent sure

no one is quite sure whether I have a dick or not

i dont even know if cow knows