and confirm this

Ahahah

crush that pussy and make the dog watch to cuck it

^

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LMao!

time for another sad story.

I've yet to hear the first one

Sad as in feels? or sad as in pathetic.. Cause fuck.... :/

after we broke up the last time I went to her house to pick up some things I left there - copies of Monster Hunter 4 and Hometown Story

I'd have left those things

Same

drove all the way to her house, half an hour both ways, knocked on the door and she answered with "You know it takes more than 2 seconds to answer the door, right?"

before I could even get a word in she gave me my things back and slammed the door in my face

fucking bitch

I feel like he's retyping green text.. Inb4 >walk through the door

>get on the floor

>errbodeh do the dinosaur

>open the door
>get on the floor
>bitch gimme back Monster Hunter 4

LMao

Yus

Bitch seems like She needs to go to those pornos where porn stars get rekt and abused n shit

tfw we lost our virginities to each other

tfw both her and you have earned your virginities back

Congradulations, lad

Kek

nah man

Let's put this to a vote?

Who thinks CQC is a born again virgin?

fuck me i need a new gf

Includes still a virgin

>tfw no matter what you do, ull always be the guy who had to fuck a "retard" to lose virginity

i havnt had a gf since i was born im fine

😃

lmfao!

KEK! @Rose

selective mutism is basica you're unable to speak to anyone you're not comfortable with

it's an anxiety kind of thing

speaking on the phone or being called on in class you might not be able to speak up

she was pulled out of public school for virtual school