Weak

Had a whole pizza to himself

Mama mia

And a greek yoghurt with a greek dick dipped in it

Disappointing

Like his dick

Hes got onea those pizza drawers

Never thought I'd see the day where a duck was disappointing

@FUCK fire the sizeable duck that it is

HEALTHY LIFE, THANK YOU @Karpo For gettin’ me on Kanye’s get right for the summer workout plan

Lol “sizeable”

"healthy life"

Thats a delecitble carpet

there is only one plan you need

How’d you know I’m a carpet muncher?

So, Pewdiepie is gay?

Oh nah, cans?

HOLD UP

Lets be real mate, it's bottles or nothin

WHY DID MY SON HAVE AN EGG IN HIS BLANKET

nah cunt, loongknecks

.

id eat that egg

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE BABYSITTER WHEN THIS NIGGA GRABBED AN EGG?

Loooooooooooongnecks

He layed it

Your son is weirder than you

wait hold up

I asked a fucking question

@Kareemstar Congrats, you're a grandfather

@Kareemstar DON LOL

LLOOl

Its your a grandfather

My son has over 70k views on Facebook on his “adorable 3 year old gives a pie recipe” video so suck a dick @The Mad King you old meme Soy ass bitch

Big ***oof***

bless

tryna make egg salad

What

@The Mad King is this you?

Don't worry about it

BABADOOK DOOK DOOK