what am i reading?

The Health Life begins now

gay stuff

The caloric intake is **dead**

@sushigucci Yeah nah get fucked cunt

Gonna need to see ya shitposting licence mate

I want to see the license.

Especially aussie memes

Ah fuk

gotta meme it up quick boi

No licence, no shitposting

Here's mine

Yeah nah, fight me cunt

In the ole days i had onea those

@Kareemstar **KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY, DON'S FLUNKED ON THE DIET ALREADY, A WHOLE PLATE OF SPAHETTI**

*the ole days*

Don already caved?

Weak

Had a whole pizza to himself

Mama mia

And a greek yoghurt with a greek dick dipped in it

Disappointing

Like his dick

Hes got onea those pizza drawers

Never thought I'd see the day where a duck was disappointing

@FUCK fire the sizeable duck that it is

HEALTHY LIFE, THANK YOU @Karpo For gettin’ me on Kanye’s get right for the summer workout plan

Lol “sizeable”

"healthy life"

Thats a delecitble carpet

there is only one plan you need

How’d you know I’m a carpet muncher?

So, Pewdiepie is gay?

Oh nah, cans?

HOLD UP

Lets be real mate, it's bottles or nothin

WHY DID MY SON HAVE AN EGG IN HIS BLANKET

nah cunt, loongknecks

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