Trying to shag your way to staff @TBORIOT

You have no bidness making jokes this funny

no cunt thats one of my top 3 sentences

@TBORIOT Thanks, I keep it as adorable as possible after the last incident..

Was it world war 2?

Cow is actually Hatler

ah

Last incident?

Hmmmm

Oh, I think it had something to do with fertile farmland in Chernobyl...

What about the one today that made Coattails tell you to behave?

Blyat

I like Chernobyl tomatoes very juicy

Or does that happen often?

so he taps his fedora on his way to the gas chambers?

@human friendo I like the fact they talk to you as you eat them..

On the brightside of things youve created a boar preservation area cow

feel like it could be like a charlie chapling movie

The dogs are great as well, more heads to pat.

To be fair, I think the Russians that came out of it got a jump in their evolutionary process. So if anything, Chernobyl was a blessing in disguise. Now they only squat when depressed. Which, knowing Russians, is constantly, but still.

@Cow I still have mine from when it happened, he's called Kev. Bit of a cunt but nearly all ate now

haha yes indeed

good shot sir

Kev the cunty tomato

any way, off to work some more, bai

finally home thanks for keeping me busy fellas

anything to stop you beating a randomer to death in the streets

again.

So is Norther Ireland gonna be part of the ROI after Brexit?

what

im not a muslim mate

No, ROI is becoming part of the UK

the onlt thing i do is stealing sheckels

What a time to be alive..

🤔

Religion of peas

not 1943

@human friendo When was that agreed <:cheekibreeki:437241338597998592>

Pls. Muslims shank you. They would never beat ya.

@Aethlex right now, by me

I'm actually Theresa May