hilariously accurate

😃

lmaoooo

Just you wait tex

holy fuck macy's sells 400$ toasters

now thats a scam

You’ll be completely transformed

Turtlenecks and all

@T e x

Fuck that

wow people are stupid.

you could kill a whole public bath of niggas with that bad boy

this reminds me of a brilliant idea i had like 7 years ago i even mentioned to a few people

they all told me no one would buy it so i said fuck it

now they are popular as hell

lmao same toaster going for even more

in b4 it isnt brilliant

those RGB toilet lights with magnets that turn on when you lift the lid

that was my idea

so you can piss at night

wait thats a thing?

yeah sec

Wait

like, my toilet has a light in it

so i can piss at night

why do you need led lights when you can just piss outside your house in the woods at night

because suffice it to say im not an animal

I have a light

X

that i turn on

before i piss

that was my idea before those were even a thing

I bet 4,000 people had that idea before tex

ive never heard nor seen these things

well obviously someone did

i was salty buying mine

i got the dark blue

i just use my light switch tbh

^

thats blinding