Im a proper cunt in the morning

So am I, I was like "STOP FUCKIN SINGING ITS 7 IN THE MORNING"

What did he say to that

keep singing hahaha

Aye

And laughed at me

What I like about tshirt

Lucky for him my alarm woke me up before he phoned

So he didnt get "FUCK OFF AM SLEEPIN"

tim e you starting

LOL

Start at 9

Need to get ready in a minute, just having a fag n a coffee to wake up a bit

Im having a fag like got back 30 minutes ago from work

Fuck sake

I dunno how the fuck you do nightshifts

You're a madman

hitting the wank chariot before the misses starting using that fucking weapons grade turbine she calls a hair dryer

AHA

This isn’t your relationship blog

@FUCK fire yes we are aware

what

Gr8 b8 m8

You jelly

u single

oh god i need to change my name

i didnt from before

Yes you do.

when the emoji stuff happened

That name is SHIT

Shitname Alert

It's proper gash like

Sound the sirens

fuck i cant change it

someone help

no righties

stuck with it

ok

At least mine speaks truth.

no

oh shit not again