You picked one of the good ones

I mean it was a lot of work to find one of the inactive ones

And I’m a lazy cunt

Fat

Im waiting for a response shitpost kek

You won’t get one

Because you’re not important

You’re a regular but you’re not one of the memorable white names

Who says kek too

Strayans a good cunt

Up to both statements

Nicolle

So Tshirt phones me to make sure I get up on time for my first day at my new work

And hes sat singing songs about potatoes to me

He's a romantic deep down

Can I kill him?

No no no

I dont like Morning Tshirt

Lmao

Hes too enthusiatic

Im a proper cunt in the morning

So am I, I was like "STOP FUCKIN SINGING ITS 7 IN THE MORNING"

What did he say to that

keep singing hahaha

Aye

And laughed at me

What I like about tshirt

Lucky for him my alarm woke me up before he phoned

So he didnt get "FUCK OFF AM SLEEPIN"

tim e you starting

LOL

Start at 9

Need to get ready in a minute, just having a fag n a coffee to wake up a bit

Im having a fag like got back 30 minutes ago from work

Fuck sake

I dunno how the fuck you do nightshifts

You're a madman

hitting the wank chariot before the misses starting using that fucking weapons grade turbine she calls a hair dryer

AHA

This isn’t your relationship blog

@FUCK fire yes we are aware