@GAY detector get some black dudes to fuck you up and then say you were attacked by racists

f

its not as retarded as calling a muslim a sand monkey

like the police wold care

@lance you've clearly never shoved an adapter up a cat before

Why do good girls like bad guys?

they dont

@Tea I GOT MY REWARDS

and the little shit loves slowly clawing his way up our legs when we're sitting at our desks

omg i fucking love my cat so much

@Soupmeme Best kind of guy ?

I've had this question for a real long time...

Wait is this a serious inquiry ?

See, I've been a bad boy.

REMOVE TIKTOK!!!!!!!!!

look at my kitty cat

that

@ollie!! I'm afraid to think what you shove up your cat

is cute^^

And it's plain to see.

```REMOVE TIKTOK```

Oh I see

Why do good girls fall in love with me?

This is a song

her name is rey, she’s obese but i would die for her

im not a good girl

Falling in reverse

Hit or yiff?

kill

Both

Hell all three

yiff you said

My cats low key cost us a few thousand in vet bills

```IN FEALTY TO THE GOD EMPEROR, OUR UNDYING LORD, AND BY THE GRACE OF THE GOLDEN THRONE, I HEARBY DECLARE EXTERMINATUS ON THE TIKTOKS```

hit or miss! i guess she took the kids, huh.

^

hit or gopnik bet you never drink

@V3xxed_G1raff3 I don't see how that's low key in the slightest

how is having a dick a con

dicks are fucking Awesome