because they are neat

ironic considered I was a great shot, but did not like the idea of hitting people.

its just one of those things

i couldnt shoot people

I'd rather peg you at 300m than have you anywhere near me.

unless fired upon i guess

I would go infantry but I'm asthmatic as fuck and would never get accepted

I was going to go Air Nat'l Guard

serving in a tank is hard af

i would have done mechanic work

its a good choice @Millihex

i wouldnt be able to do it

i like mechanics, its easy going work that does alot of good

Yeah, armor is pretty hard afaik

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I'm just far too asthmatic to do anything military

you'll definitely be treated far better than infantry.

@Bruvuh Rau'Staan Yeah, most of the benefits but not the same level of BS as the ground pounder

oh no your benefits are just BETTER tahn ours

Oh sweet

you'll get barracks while we get tents

tents with A/Cs

Air Force has it pretty nice

yeah your command tents have air conditioning

t. both parents were airforce

prolly shitty ones though

I think navy would be p sweet

oof i guess im hiding in the command tent

Navy is hell

fuck no

I've heard a lot of really nasty stories about the navy

Nah I love the sea

Especially subs

Navy has the hottest girls, chairforce has the nerdy ones, infantry has butch lesbians, marines have potatoes.

British Navy aint so bad

like i feel like i could do something like a sniper spotter, but i couldnt do the sniping

Oh RN not USN

army infantry**

i guess in self defense or in defense of others i might react differently

Its time

but i couldnt shoot first