Bet

I may have a pic tex likes

perhaps trail another master of ceremonies

But I can skip ass for them juicy titties

Those three are the trifecta of appealing

Confederance bikini and tits

Yea Ruger get him to catfish someone else

Whoever catfishes first, wins

This fag ass will tell Tex the plan

there shall be no duplicate quests

Wtf

Who is tex

Fair enough

I mean if you really want tex cant you just wear like a trump mask or some shit?

Oh no

@Hatter what do you want homo?

HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHO WE WERE CATFISHING LOLOLOL

or slam on a confed outfit cause im like 90% sure he's a secret gay

@american patriot you retard

Sexy conferdate soldier

@american patriot fs mang

Use a ar15 as a dildo @Millihex

Ew no

<:spicy:437241167692955648>

anythings a dildo if you're brave enough

^^

A wooden spoon works

You'll mess up the barrel, use a .50 cartridge

@Georgiewill agreeably painful

Just don’t break it

im half here because quest has gone on a tangent about alcohol

Use a cocktus @Wade

Cactus*

??

well Ill chat with yall again soon

700 nitro express best dildo

I have a little cactus

time to cook before the family starves to death

There are people on /k/ who use Mosin bolts as prostate stimulators, but kay is gay

Use a fucking wisk

tex a secret gay?