I’d rather just cook a few chickens for Christmas.

Huh. Same. I wanna learn how to make those beer-can chickens

......I’m curious what that is.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1543300019112.webm

watching a really thicc guy do this is weirdly satisfying

Like, you clean/gut the chicken, shove a beer-can half full of beer/butter/oil what have you and beer, then cook it

The shit in the can flavors the chicken as it cooks

I’d rather just put stuffing in to be honest.

Keeps the stuffing moist

@OddsAnd Ends you always cook the stuffing separate

NEVER cook it with the chicken

Blegh. Never liked stuffing

Thats how you get food poisoning

@Papa Benz No, that makes it dry as fck

Turkey is garbage

I think I’ve only ever had two tirkeys in my life that were really tasty.

And how.

How can you not like stuffing

The rest were all dry shite from being cooked on ovens too small for them.

It's super basic

Some stuffing is rotten

Some

Eh, stuffing looks like cat vomit to me and has all the texture of a dirty seatbelt.

Like if you add too much onion. Or that weird cranberry stuffing.

Some of all food is rotten

Turkey makes me go *night night nigga*

But I live in the southern states and they do have a tendency to make otherwise normal food awful.

I usually load up on ham and stuffing with a turkey leg

Lol

Turkey ain't that nice tbh

Beef and Ham is better

The one exception being fried okra. Fried okra is the only reason I tolerate these cousin-fuckers.

But you are a cousin fucker

We had a christmas where they cooked a duck, but didn’t realize duck has fuck-all meat on it. So it was a mainly vegetable christmas dinner. We were all awake atcthe end and bored with each other.

Implying my cousins would go out with me

Low standards

Nah, most of the family are ultra-conservative baptist hillbilly nutjobs.

Beef varies with me.

While Duck does have feck all its still some good meat

Thai basil duck is fucking glorious if done right.

Bad beef feels like I’m chewing a seatbelt.