Seeing santa products in October is fucking infuriating.
Its not our fault you celebrate a non holiday
I meant that to the server in general
"Premature christmassery" was banned preemptively here
With your weird second turkey day
Eh, turkey's kinda gross. I ate lamb for thanksgiving.
Good idea. Turkeys kind of dry
I’d rather just cook a few chickens for Christmas.
Huh. Same. I wanna learn how to make those beer-can chickens
......I’m curious what that is.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1543300019112.webm
watching a really thicc guy do this is weirdly satisfying
Like, you clean/gut the chicken, shove a beer-can half full of beer/butter/oil what have you and beer, then cook it
The shit in the can flavors the chicken as it cooks
I’d rather just put stuffing in to be honest.
Keeps the stuffing moist
@OddsAnd Ends you always cook the stuffing separate
NEVER cook it with the chicken
Blegh. Never liked stuffing
Thats how you get food poisoning
@Papa Benz No, that makes it dry as fck
Turkey is garbage
I think I’ve only ever had two tirkeys in my life that were really tasty.
And how.
How can you not like stuffing
The rest were all dry shite from being cooked on ovens too small for them.
It's super basic
Some stuffing is rotten
Some
Eh, stuffing looks like cat vomit to me and has all the texture of a dirty seatbelt.
Like if you add too much onion. Or that weird cranberry stuffing.
Some of all food is rotten
Turkey makes me go *night night nigga*
But I live in the southern states and they do have a tendency to make otherwise normal food awful.
I usually load up on ham and stuffing with a turkey leg
Lol
Turkey ain't that nice tbh
Beef and Ham is better
The one exception being fried okra. Fried okra is the only reason I tolerate these cousin-fuckers.
But you are a cousin fucker
We had a christmas where they cooked a duck, but didn’t realize duck has fuck-all meat on it. So it was a mainly vegetable christmas dinner. We were all awake atcthe end and bored with each other.
