hopefully

Crusting over with the over use of months of pure shame and degeneracy? Would you want to wash that?

you can get waterproof yarns

washes right off

nice

splash resistant...kevlar...

why isn't this a thing

We'll all need that

Would you fuck Kevlar?

If it's a body pillow of daddy

yes

kevlar is a fabric, just spray it with something that makes it resist liquid

no, but elastane and waterproof sprayed yarn

we already have tshirt body pillows

would actually work

@Epicyon kys

no u

i don't know what that means

I wonder if you could actually knit a fleshlight out of elastane yarn

probably

Though it may hurt

you can do anything you set your mind to

fuck it, I'll give it a go.

Literally fuck it

it's basically just a more resistant cocksock

true

hey there's free tommy robinson here!

although the waterproof spray might be skin irritant if rubbed off...

shame

anyone know if these things are safe for skin

stream whiteys are the worst

oof

There's still like 122 people on it

stream whiteys?

it's an euphemism

🤔

22 of em from the stream today

oof 22

Very specific

not as bad as usual actually

What happened?