No shit

no really, just now

time for a prostate check then

no

oh was he streaming?

Just go back to your holes till the next stream

pretty sure it's still there

is that why theres so much cancer here now?

Yeah it was a short one

he sure was

Ye

T-shirt body pillows when ?

Never

Fuck up whitey

i want a bodypillow with a picture of a t-shirt of a kebab

why don't they do body pillows with different outfits

dress them up in stuff

I guess at that point it's just a sex doll, but why not have them soft and huggable for the sad sacks who buy them to cuddle

sex dolls aren

't sad?

Nah you gotta insert your own flesh light to make it a sex doll.

it's doable

hell, you could knit one

'cause knitting isn't effeminate

Who wants spunky knitwear?

brb knitting a dankula body pillow

water proof

hopefully

Crusting over with the over use of months of pure shame and degeneracy? Would you want to wash that?

you can get waterproof yarns

washes right off

nice

splash resistant...kevlar...

why isn't this a thing

We'll all need that

Would you fuck Kevlar?

If it's a body pillow of daddy

yes

kevlar is a fabric, just spray it with something that makes it resist liquid

no, but elastane and waterproof sprayed yarn

we already have tshirt body pillows