Message from @amibeingdetained1488

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2018-11-29 04:20:02 UTC  

A lot of the reviews are just like "wahh"

2018-11-29 04:20:16 UTC  

idk if I'll buy it when I can. ; _; sucks bc I love darksiders as a series

2018-11-29 04:20:34 UTC  

```Fury has ONE way, not kidding, ONE way to keep herself safe. She has a dodge maneuver to avoid damage, but it has a 3 second animation, and 2 of those seconds are her "recovering" from that dodge. Couple this with the fact that most fights have you pit up against 5 enemies at once, and some enemies have FAST attacks, you're probably going to get hit anyway.
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Enemies hit EXTREMELY hard, they take about 20% of your health bar out of you, right then and there. The only way for you to get your health back is by using an in game item called "Death's Respite". This item has a 3 second animation to use, and ANY damage you take will stop you from healing yourself.```

2018-11-29 04:20:40 UTC  

Thats a small snip of one of the reviews

2018-11-29 04:20:40 UTC  

Why play games when you can date feminists and fuck their life up so they swear off men and take their shitty genes out of the gene pool?

2018-11-29 04:20:49 UTC  

it's jsut someone saying "wah it's too HARd wahhh"

2018-11-29 04:20:52 UTC  

Buy me inclimb old Vegas dlc

2018-11-29 04:21:18 UTC  

But dont

2018-11-29 04:21:35 UTC  

New Vegas is best Vegas

2018-11-29 04:21:37 UTC  

tbh a game can be too hard

2018-11-29 04:21:40 UTC  

and just not be fun

2018-11-29 04:21:52 UTC  

Yeah. Just like Minesweeper

2018-11-29 04:22:21 UTC  

Sinemweeper

2018-11-29 04:22:36 UTC  

Smallpeeper

2018-11-29 04:22:47 UTC  

Tallcreeper

2018-11-29 04:22:57 UTC  

Falljeeper

2018-11-29 04:23:19 UTC  

When you go to sleep to wake back up to realise you've just been in a state of paralysis and not actually sleeping

2018-11-29 04:23:23 UTC  

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

2018-11-29 04:23:57 UTC  

That's sounds fucking scary

2018-11-29 04:23:59 UTC  

@Deleted User smoke marijuanas and listen to whale noises

2018-11-29 04:24:24 UTC  

I own a big iron

2018-11-29 04:24:32 UTC  

Its on my hip

2018-11-29 04:24:33 UTC  

You golf too?

2018-11-29 04:24:51 UTC  

golfing just isnt that fun

2018-11-29 04:24:55 UTC  

That's a weird place to keep your clubs. Usually I make my Joo caddy carry em

2018-11-29 04:25:10 UTC  

Hmmmm

2018-11-29 04:25:14 UTC  

Jew?

2018-11-29 04:25:31 UTC  

What'd jew say?

2018-11-29 04:25:49 UTC  

Jews.

2018-11-29 04:26:00 UTC  

Jews are news

2018-11-29 04:26:27 UTC  

You spelled coincidence wrong

2018-11-29 04:27:01 UTC  

U spelled I have aids rong

2018-11-29 04:27:25 UTC  

Btw I have aids

2018-11-29 04:27:26 UTC  

I'm huwite. I dont get aids, I just run away from my student loans

2018-11-29 04:27:41 UTC  
2018-11-29 04:28:01 UTC  

ITS FUCKING 11:30

2018-11-29 04:28:11 UTC  

Jesus Christ I need 2 sleep

2018-11-29 04:28:28 UTC  

Aye, my nigha on Eastern Standard Time too

2018-11-29 04:28:35 UTC  

Sleep is for the gay