when in texas you're allowed to open carry a broadsword

Captain tea

captain autismo

:O

shut up you doss cunt

Glass you the now

Sounds like a ship captain, Captain Tea... we Americans don’t really appreciate tea on boats

tea belongs in the harbor

^

You belong in a noose

**ATTENTION TO ORDERS**

ALL RISE

*rises*

Captain Tea of the USS Autism

there aren't any nooses in the solitary confinement cell

HMS whitey destroyer

Tea I’m gonna win this photoshop contest in January just to ban you

ensign tea of the INS whitey gasser

@Kareemstar pipe down baldy

@Andrew_Lastname ban me pls

@Andrew_Lastname I'll be waiting

Nah I probably wouldn’t ban you if I somehow won

If you don't get yourself banned by then

Either you or lolifirw

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Then you're a pussy

@Kareemstar i hope yer mashing out a fat essay for me to instantly delete fam

LOL

By the power invested in me, as Commander of the Dank Brigade Liberation Army, 1st Special ShitPosting Service, do hereby promote you to the rank of Captain. As Public Relations Officer you will provide information and any correspondence to Dank Brigade Denizens regarding the DBLA.

heavy bibles to be forgotten

If I win. I'm banning myself

“You are what you eat” -Fucking shithole kid

I

*salutes and shakes hand*

I'm honoured

I will serve with impunity

*salutes and shakes hand*

Make me proud, son.

liberating the dank brigade... from what?

Salutes and forgets to italicize

Shite patter?

British occupation