Message from @Ruger
Discord ID: 517574253038796820
Nigga not good enough for major
So you’re Captain Tea
Make him Daddy rank
when in texas you're allowed to open carry a broadsword
Captain tea
captain autismo
:O
shut up you doss cunt
Glass you the now
Sounds like a ship captain, Captain Tea... we Americans don’t really appreciate tea on boats
tea belongs in the harbor
^
You belong in a noose
**ATTENTION TO ORDERS**
ALL RISE
*rises*
Captain Tea of the USS Autism
there aren't any nooses in the solitary confinement cell
HMS whitey destroyer
Tea I’m gonna win this photoshop contest in January just to ban you
ensign tea of the INS whitey gasser
@Andrew_Lastname ban me pls
@Andrew_Lastname I'll be waiting
Nah I probably wouldn’t ban you if I somehow won
If you don't get yourself banned by then
Either you or lolifirw
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Then you're a pussy
@Kareemstar i hope yer mashing out a fat essay for me to instantly delete fam
LOL
By the power invested in me, as Commander of the Dank Brigade Liberation Army, 1st Special ShitPosting Service, do hereby promote you to the rank of Captain. As Public Relations Officer you will provide information and any correspondence to Dank Brigade Denizens regarding the DBLA.
heavy bibles to be forgotten
If I win. I'm banning myself
“You are what you eat” -Fucking shithole kid
I
*salutes and shakes hand*
I'm honoured
I will serve with impunity
*salutes and shakes hand*
Make me proud, son.
liberating the dank brigade... from what?