not paranoid but I cover my chopping boards in cling film for meat

lmao

@coattailsandbowties and you didnt clean it before you used it?

Idiot

LOL jim

@coattailsandbowties I came home late from a night out once and found that my flatmates had went home early to drink all night but had ran outta booze... when i walked into the living room I found them doing shots of fabric softener...

Jim that’s perfect

THEY TOOK IT FROM MY CUPBOARD AND THEN PUT IT BACK AGAIN @sweatercowsandsass

@Ruger shut up.....

You're joking...

@Ruger Who needs tide pods

i hope not

nope...

oh god

HAHA your roomates were retarded

that can't be real

thats actually amazing

no I can't believe that

not even antifreeze?

I disbelieve it too

I don’t get the allure to drinking tbh

neither could i... but it actually happened...

nooooo

fabric softner isnt toxic like detergent

It’s not drinking you enjoy

It’s being drunk

so i can see it

I’ve found ONE drink I like

people can't be ***that*** dumb

Are they alive?

Like you can die from that aha

“Not your father’s vanilla ale”

Idiots smoked a dried Yuka plant at a student house party

aye fabric softener wont harm ye

The original tide pod consumers

^

Its so pungent tho

depends on the brand

does it have alcohol in it though?

This is the first place I’ve heard anything about tide pods in awhile lmao

Hey, is anyone here going to SawCon?