don't care about the bit in the middle

The Midwest is hell

do you have specific destinations in mind though?

or just 'the coast'

wow this hurts

If you're out in California though, I can plug a few places to go

we have corn

and a mall

I live in Eastern CT, but next to me are two of the biggest casinos in the world lol

and methamphetamine

i was told once you have corn festivals in some places

Sorry man, but like any other direction has something cool

yeah in nebraska im sure

Corn festivals, with giant corn mazes

lol

maise mazes

so it's real

what the fuck

Corn stuff is popular through the US

corn mazes

Although a lot of county fairs do corn mazes afaik

say what you will but running through corn fields is kinda fun

but its less fun when youre running from cops

We had a haunted corn maze here in CT for awhile

imho

haunted corn maze

😂

It got shut down because an actor got stabbed

maise mazes are fun

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/30/us/politics/george-hw-bush-dies.amp.html

it's haunted by the hours of time lost in there

George HW is DEAD

idk i like the midwest

And now for the “he raped me”

i like rural areas most tho

Like they always do when someone dies and gets attention.

Eh, different strokes for different folks

@Jim actually a fella from wales wandered into my aunts church a few weeks ago

the ones that aren't fully grown are great, you can see over them to where you want to be but not get there

so he was stuck in north dakota for a week

Fucking lel