Message from @TBORIOT

Discord ID: 518688529262575637


2018-12-02 07:17:56 UTC  
2018-12-02 07:17:57 UTC  

Habe nice day

2018-12-02 07:18:04 UTC  

@Tea wanna hear a poem i wrote

2018-12-02 07:18:18 UTC  

@LmaoMoni I'm in work, I'll hear it when I'm home.

2018-12-02 07:18:20 UTC  

Or DM it.

2018-12-02 07:18:33 UTC  

better be a haiku

2018-12-02 07:18:46 UTC  

shes black not chinese

2018-12-02 07:19:12 UTC  

haikus are jap i think

2018-12-02 07:19:18 UTC  

really?

2018-12-02 07:19:35 UTC  

my teacher is retarded then

2018-12-02 07:20:50 UTC  

@TwinVickers wanna see it?

2018-12-02 07:21:01 UTC  

Also theyre jap

2018-12-02 07:21:02 UTC  

"It's only rape if I regret it the next morning or he breaks up with me..." Every Teenage Girl Ever

2018-12-02 07:21:18 UTC  
2018-12-02 07:21:42 UTC  

you a trans as well mon?

2018-12-02 07:21:47 UTC  

No

2018-12-02 07:22:04 UTC  
2018-12-02 07:22:21 UTC  

@TwinVickers Cold as hell the seasons well
Upon us loud and clear
The mornings greet with ice and skeet
A chilly atmosphere
To stay inside and rather hide
Behind a wooden door
Sends message frank you are not thank-
Ful for the snowy pour

2018-12-02 07:22:59 UTC  

nice, rhymes

2018-12-02 07:23:02 UTC  

thats pretty good

2018-12-02 07:23:05 UTC  

Yeah nah

2018-12-02 07:23:12 UTC  

The fuck is snow

2018-12-02 07:23:23 UTC  

FUCK

2018-12-02 07:24:10 UTC  

ok?

2018-12-02 07:24:37 UTC  

It turns out i kinda can rap but because im mixed with ching chong is translates into poetry

2018-12-02 07:25:53 UTC  

monica is my wife

2018-12-02 07:26:10 UTC  

Ching Chong Walla Walla Bing Bong

2018-12-02 07:26:11 UTC  

I think you passed the threshold of creepy ling ago

2018-12-02 07:27:09 UTC  

granted she's a different monica and her name isn't spelled like that

2018-12-02 07:27:09 UTC  

the only thing i can wrap is flatbread with shawarma

2018-12-02 07:28:08 UTC  

what can you possibly do with her haiku?

2018-12-02 07:28:16 UTC  

or song

2018-12-02 07:28:22 UTC  

whatever it counts

2018-12-02 07:28:30 UTC  

hes saving it so he can get it inscribed on his gravestone

2018-12-02 07:29:00 UTC  

print it, do stuff to it, take a picture and dm it to her

2018-12-02 07:29:25 UTC  

get it tattood on yer back and send her the pic

2018-12-02 07:29:39 UTC  

you do realise dying actually costs money?

2018-12-02 07:29:46 UTC  

just not to you

2018-12-02 07:29:51 UTC  

my dad almost went broke dying

2018-12-02 07:30:00 UTC  

that was my inheritance ffs