Oil is mainly plant/tree based with tiny amount of dinos

I thought it was dirt cheap

10 euros for around 500ml

nah oil is p much 100% big sunken rafts of algae

trees n plants n shit hadnt evolved at that point

Algae is a plant innit?

they are coal atm

em technically nah

the faster your car goes, the more dinosaurs are in the fuel its using

https://www.change.org/p/nfl-have-sweet-victory-performed-at-the-super-bowl

please sign

you could call em "plantlike" i guess

As terrible as they've been in recent years... compelled to sign.

terrible as what have been?

I mean the halftime acts.

Just checked, algae does photosynthesis but lacks the cell types of normal land plants

so then play Sweet Victory in memorial

it will be the most memorable thing in years

The only one that really sticks to memory is the katy perry one because of a short-lived meme.

yea cause what we called "plant" didnt evolve till like millions of years later

but the building blocks were there

Yep

dinosaurs are faaaaaaaaar to young to be anywhere close to oil

Oh yeah as a recovering young earth creationist, the only thing I have an issue with before making the jump to "everything came from nothing" is primordial chemistry -> self-replicating cells.

Isnt like 80% of our oxygen made from underwater plant life?

How do you concretely close that gap?

#saveouroceans

theres big areas of oil cause the algae used to grow on the oceans into huge rafts like miles thick then eventually sink, then fish evolved and they ate the algae before it could clump up

No clue where that bee went

#historyOfTheEarthWithUncleRuger gather round kids

For it is grand story time?

do tell us more! @Ruger

https://twitter.com/brian2596/status/1067504794833747968 JUST IMAGINE at the super bowl the video starts playing on the screen with the trumpets... the whole stadium goes dark... and David Glen Eisley comes out dressed as spongebob and sings the whole thing

who the fuck is that?

some lad

the guy that actually made the song that spongebob used

oh right

all rise for the Bikini bottom national anthem

the internet is great sometimes

ive never heard of any of these things/people