So there’s a flatard at my work now and he won’t shut up.
Got a bunch of new starters at my work and one of them is like a mini, bald, English chav version of Alex Jones of steroids. Every day all he talks about for ten hours is conspiracy’s, he’s a flatard as well as believing that we’re all ancient aliens, there are pyramids in Antarctica, there is no such thing as gravity, water keeps its level, the illuminati is hiding ancient 50ft tall giants because “God doesn’t like them”, God flooded the Earth because Noah (who was actually an ancient alien) was conducting experiments with animal DNA but something went wrong so God (who is also an ancient alien) had to wipe them out.
