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Riot gear is just as more effective than plate stuff if you want zombies

k cool

I thought walmart was trans for some reason

I dunno where I got that idea

????

Send suits of armour 😍👌

mm

@󠀀󠀀AK riot gear is gay let’s go on a chopping chasing zombies heads off with dual wield swords

ok

@lolfire I had no idea tbh

He just sounded like a dude

Does sound fun tbh

and he kept talking about how he hated his old gf

When he says “Deus Vult” 😍👌 CRUSADE ME PAPI 😩😩

so he was a female

Deus vult*

I was caught unaware

That dudes hair

@DUB3R5 lad fuck dual swords a fucking mace would be sick

People that suicide when the zombie apocalypses begins < people that go out in a crowd of zombies killing as much as they can

hmm armour boner

If you don’t scream “BANZAI!” While charging Zombies you’re weak.

If you don’t scream “BAZINGA!” While charging Zombies you’re weak.*

Why not shout about how great the amish are while charging zombies

Charge zombies listening to the Riders of Rohan speech from Lord of the Rings Return of The King like a true chad.

“DEATH!”

“DEATH!”

Yea I can't top that

That's actually the best way to run into zombies

Shit I want the apocalypse to happen

Least something interesting would happen

Why are we looking at gambesons?

Tfw not screaming allahu akbar as you behead shetaan's zombies on horseback by orders of the imaam whilst listening to arabian trap music, finally getting overwhelmed, but before you go taking them out in one extravagent explosion as you await your 72 virgins