got drunk at the age of 5

cuz we be primitive

What

I got like 23 CSGO scamming accounts banned. Now its all for fucking nothing because those cunts can just get an alt for free and get CSGO for free.......

@EmergencyMicrowave I bet you got dropped as a child too

Sorry

no

That was mean

my grandma made a rice pudding?

i never understood what it was

but she put vodka in it

and she told the one thing you never tell a child

"you were a mistake"?

"Do Not Drink from the Punch Bowl."

how does plural words work

in danish

thats the thing

Ew denmark

"the condom ripped"

you dont understand Danish

@AstroTorch Whats the necklet saying to you in VC

But I do, nigguh

Well, that’s a lotta scat

then you're not real

wasps are cunts

then you might be right

you know there hasnt been a scat spam in a while

we should do another one lmao

if we spam porn instead of scat, the choir kids will leave

That was a solid turd

gottem

Old

Dude got skills

cant get me twice

but can he get you thrice

Jokes on you I still enjoyed the titty

haha

damn he ate it

what a trooper

Hey Bonk mate

What's crackin Tea