Apparently Taking Baby Asprin 3x a day can actually increase your metabolism lol

https://www.bannedfatlossmethod.com/primary.html?hop=jacobst

Want to lose weight? Take 20 Aspirin / Paracetamol a day, you'll end up dying from liver failure and wont care about being fat " lol

Well you will lose weight

You'll just be deid

Yep lol

Deded

"I lost 3 stone on the baby aspirin diet, and all I got was this lousy coffin"

HOLY FUCKING CATFISH!!!!

legit WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

discount markus on the left

Match on tinder, then meet with that absolute unit!

yum

Holy photoshop batman

I can't see her is she behind that couch?

owo

Her dress looks like it's been made from Kitchen curtains O.o

moomoo

I kinda like her dress but jesus how much photoshop did she do, or is that an old pic??

found her twin :^)

suck in her cheeks and bite umm

nop both within 1-2 weeks within one another

Filter bro filters

mein gott

Also the angle

fucking yikes

That angle always hides the double chin

Just think though, you match with that on tinder, go to meat up and give her a hug, you'd be sucked into her roles end up in the dark abysse

@Dimorac would you rather fuck the twin or the catfisher?

And realise that there are 7 other guys stuck inside her as well

Twin? @Blast

huh

Rather ride the twin with a sword, though you could probably do the same with her.

Through a saddle on her call it a day.

I'd rather stick a morning star down my japs eye, then attach a drill to the end of it and let it rip!

sorry but u gotta be a tinder amateur to go on a date with a girl with only that pic

kinky

Either a Tinder Amature, or you want to get killed and raped by a serial killer? @Deleted User

lmao exactly