Not bad you?

I am tired. Woke up quite a bit early. But I don't need to work today so I feel swell

That's good my dude.

planning to enjoy your day in any specific way?

Yeah yesterday was nice but I spilt some of a reaction on the floor accidentally and it made a stain.

@Aya probably just nap and read and drink tea.

Might take my wife out for a date.

Thinking of some ideas.

Ok so you’ve all heard of the pink tax right? That fine for women but how about the d-tax? I just bought some XL condoms and realised they cost £3 more than the normal sized versions haha

Kinda obvious why but it made me chuckle

Old news but yes.

Also sorry to hear that.

But also glad that you are so well equipped good job on you

“0hUH faken WuMAn but BeG PaYnIS”

Hope you're proud.

@Kura stop being a sperg

chat is so wholesome this morning

I want you to take your psuedo chad schtick

And sniff my ass

And dig that nose deep

And don’t stop till you smell daisies

@Kura I’m good

dude you grow flowers up your arse?

that's hella gay

It’s super gay

^

Sorry have to sort of agree

is that meant to be some sort of consolation prize for anyone unlucky enough to fuck you

It’s the price I have to pay

Shut up

you melt

@Kura Also Markus constantly goes on about how big his cock is, wanna @ him?

I don’t wish to smell off putting when I fuck @Tea mum

What’s his handle

You think I’m that thick?

You said to say something to him

I’m asking what his handle is

Are you honestly that much of a whitey?

That’s the pot calling the kettle folks

I think you’re just scared to smell my ass

Are you that insecure about your “big dick” that it might get hard from smelling my flowery rumpus?