joys of living in a 19k a year family

I was brought up in working class

Have to work hard to get where you want to be

nah just become a politician and make tax payers pay for your shit

@Tea that's all classes

lies

Sight

can they do that btw

@Deleted User yes

or be lazy and lucky, go get them scratchies and lotto numbers

like write their shit off as i need it cuz

yes, that's what the expenses scandals were over

You need to keep being elected tho

fuck it

vote for me

Atomikov

politicians claiming back like £700 for biscuits n shit

i will make tendies free

or thousands for their 8th house they visit twice a year

You intend on slaughtering all chickens ?

My duck pond needs a new duck house

makes sense

fuck it running as snp

vote for me cunts

Should we forsake beef then

So we can make room for more chicken

You're not going to be running for anything Atomikov.

LOL

yes i will

mp

eric pickles' biscuit bill was my favourite MPs expenses thing

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eric-pickles-tea-biscuits-bill-3062584

you underestimate my fuckery

@Schrö I want chicken tendies

Maybe the ice cream man, but I doubt you'd run for anything else.

I don't even rem how Jaffa cakes taste

think of god

now take away heaven

and god

Understandable Mr Pickles Jaffa cakes are moreish

They're pretty nice admittedly.