Beards take the hair off your head

it apparently seems to migrate to backs with age

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Longer the beard less hair on the top

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Outside influences can lead to premature hair loss so idk.

I started balding before I could grow a full beard.

Then again, I'm a smooth brain whitey so what do I know

Then stop interjecting

I should eat.

The self deprecating whitey shit is really gay

You're really gay

@Shut Up Eve fake

you hair just migrated is all tailed

That maybe true but...

Tailed. You should've ate before now @Tailed Feature

@Soupmeme am not

I had some crisps Tea

I don't have a comeback

crisps aren't a meal 😑

What crisps

Vro, you gotta take care of yourself

Mate you need meals man.

@Shut Up Eve f a k e

@Soupmeme n o p e

Co-Op's own salt and vinegar, the ones that melt the inside of your face.

Prove it

Spam me with porn

Bonked Feature

Fuck they're so fucking strong tailed

New phone who dis

The Irritable range? They breddy tasty. Eat em on shift

ikr I can taste them so I like them

I have some rolls and some ham, I'll be good m8

>inb4 it's packet ham and not even deli meat

well that's good tailed, just want to make sure your well fed

Absolutely it's packet ham I'm not made of money

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Eat good stuff, it's good for you

It's Aldi's though so it's good

Aldi is prime