Message from @Soupmeme

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2018-12-13 20:43:48 UTC  

>back

2018-12-13 20:43:56 UTC  

Delirium

2018-12-13 20:43:59 UTC  

Now that's a beer.

2018-12-13 20:44:05 UTC  

Alcohol is bad for ya and takes a decent chunk of your money

2018-12-13 20:44:07 UTC  

Lexaurin

2018-12-13 20:44:07 UTC  

Don't drink it

2018-12-13 20:44:09 UTC  

Now that's a beer

2018-12-13 20:44:21 UTC  

Diethylether

2018-12-13 20:44:23 UTC  

isn't a beer

2018-12-13 20:44:26 UTC  

but it's equally good shit

2018-12-13 20:44:28 UTC  

going outside makes it more likely you get hit by a car

2018-12-13 20:44:30 UTC  

just dont go outside

2018-12-13 20:44:35 UTC  

Methanol aww yiss

2018-12-13 20:44:42 UTC  

gimme some of that blindness

2018-12-13 20:44:48 UTC  

Just commit suicide

2018-12-13 20:44:52 UTC  

just stick brewers yeast in apple juice and poke holes

2018-12-13 20:44:53 UTC  

Methanol is just unproductive

2018-12-13 20:45:27 UTC  

just somke wdee bro

2018-12-13 20:45:33 UTC  

I'm about too

2018-12-13 20:45:38 UTC  

in around 20 minutes

2018-12-13 20:45:38 UTC  

@Pirate how ya doing?

2018-12-13 20:45:54 UTC  

weed lmao

2018-12-13 20:46:00 UTC  

Dude weed

2018-12-13 20:46:01 UTC  

DUDE

2018-12-13 20:46:05 UTC  

LMAO

2018-12-13 20:46:07 UTC  

I feel uncomfortable being asked how I am

2018-12-13 20:46:14 UTC  

Oh

2018-12-13 20:46:15 UTC  

you want me to talk bout my bowels?

2018-12-13 20:46:21 UTC  

Sure?

2018-12-13 20:46:28 UTC  

yes

2018-12-13 20:46:40 UTC  

I was at the toilet shitting yesterday's lasagna out

2018-12-13 20:46:44 UTC  

a bit earlier today

2018-12-13 20:46:46 UTC  

Do you drink hot water to keep your bowels clean ?

2018-12-13 20:46:48 UTC  

like I mean I'm good but I got paradoxical diarrhoea

2018-12-13 20:46:54 UTC  

and you know that feeling when the shit smells like nothing you've ever shat out?

2018-12-13 20:46:54 UTC  

What

2018-12-13 20:46:55 UTC  

My mother use to tell me that when I was young

2018-12-13 20:47:08 UTC  

Paradox diarrhea?

2018-12-13 20:47:11 UTC  

so a constipation cork followed by a full ass blast

2018-12-13 20:47:17 UTC  

Hot

2018-12-13 20:47:20 UTC  

yeah