This rubbing alcohol is taking so long to dry

Ejyegjeyjdgn

@heatherman define the distance in which one does not live near coastline

Yea but about that whole 'Getting your balls bitten by recluse spiders on the bog thing'

if you wanted to go to the beach would you have to organize it in advance by more than a day

eh, spiders aint shit. can of mortein good to go

had to clear a bunch of redback out of the trailer the other day

Roger that

use 99% @Soupmeme

they also hate wd-40 if you need it

when are you done with school so I can talk to you more fgt @Soupmeme

Ah, ok. I'm pretty damn close then. I live near Florence, South Carolina, USA.

Myrtle Beach is pretty nice, I would recommend it to tourists.

Fuck it I'll move there when my olds move on then. Would be more British ppl there than there will be here.

wouldnt mind travelling to the states some day

At least u Aussies still have a sense of humour left

sometimes

we either do or really fucking dont

yeah friendly reminder we're full

Aussies are pretty rad tbh, from my own experience

I'll slit my eyes up ....

@NOX.exe MFW Nox just doxxed himself

we tend to insult the fuck out of eachother, standard conversation perceived as a fight

F

@Papa Benz good luck finding more about me than the vague general area around Florence, SC I guess.

Will do

He's already living in your attic .

If anyone is interested in taking a beach-side holiday somewhere in the US without spending a small fortune, Myrtle Beach is pretty nice. Went there last year with the missus and stayed for 3 days. Only spent about $200-300 total and had a blast.

Great bars, niche shops, great beaches and fantastic hotels.

nice

Never go to Memphis for vacation

Fuck this, are we being spammed by the Carolina tourist board?

There is a saying

Go to Memphis for vacation, leave on probation.

very corny but true af

@Soma at least its not the California tourist board

I stg someone is going to find my sharps container and think I'm a druggie

@Soma Myrtle Beach is the only place worth visiting in South Carolina. Everywhere else is shit, I only recommend it from experience.

yea true squat

Cali tourist board redirects towards MS13 beheading and face skinning videos