Message from @coattailsandbowties

Discord ID: 523057406091984896


2018-12-14 08:39:31 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties How the fuck can they complain wash it yourself like

2018-12-14 08:39:33 UTC  

Hi

2018-12-14 08:39:40 UTC  

Cringe

2018-12-14 08:40:13 UTC  

*ahem*

2018-12-14 08:40:17 UTC  

Cringe

2018-12-14 08:40:41 UTC  

Meanwhile both my saucepans have the nonstick trashed, one of my baking sheets likewise, one of my glasses is cracked and no one bothered to mention it, my knife is chipped, one of my other really nice expensive knifes has been dropped on its point so the tip is bent off sideways, my spatula is half melted, *and my casserole dish*.

2018-12-14 08:40:50 UTC  

Cringe

2018-12-14 08:41:11 UTC  

What cunts

2018-12-14 08:41:12 UTC  

Nah fuck that

2018-12-14 08:41:22 UTC  

They fucked up one of my nice knives from M&S. That was a fuckin christmas present.

2018-12-14 08:41:24 UTC  

not your casserole dish, you will be the laughing stock at the jones's next garden party

2018-12-14 08:41:55 UTC  

Yeah that's a no from me chief start hiding your stuff

2018-12-14 08:42:00 UTC  

Holy shit the lightning outside is fucking ***intense***

2018-12-14 08:42:14 UTC  

Ewww Australia

2018-12-14 08:42:20 UTC  

It's lighting up the whole fucking night sky

2018-12-14 08:42:43 UTC  

It's lightly raining here in Texas

2018-12-14 08:42:49 UTC  

I bought a GTX 1080 for my brother and it came two days before christmas

2018-12-14 08:42:49 UTC  

bent

2018-12-14 08:43:04 UTC  

They said there would be a tropical storm rolling over, but good god

2018-12-14 08:43:10 UTC  

Bent? Wtf happened there

2018-12-14 08:43:23 UTC  

@Questgiver explained when it happened, one of the cunts put markings all over the bottom of my casserole dish, i took perfect care of it for over a year and the first time this cunt uses it she stains the ceramic. Then someone else used it and stained it *again* because they didn't wash it for a week. They put it on top of the cupboard, where I keep it, still dirty.

2018-12-14 08:43:23 UTC  

Postal service fucked up

2018-12-14 08:43:36 UTC  

Postal service did more than fuck up

2018-12-14 08:43:39 UTC  

I got a refund but it took two months

2018-12-14 08:43:49 UTC  

They damn right misread the fucking fragile label

2018-12-14 08:44:15 UTC  

And then I had to buy it again

2018-12-14 08:44:19 UTC  

Australia Post is fucking shite, they fucking crushed my Funko Pops

2018-12-14 08:44:20 UTC  

So they use somebody else's stuff and don't have the courtesy to wash it when done

2018-12-14 08:44:22 UTC  

Okay

2018-12-14 08:44:26 UTC  

so he got it around two and a half months after christmas

2018-12-14 08:44:36 UTC  

Yikes

2018-12-14 08:44:40 UTC  

FeelsBadMan

2018-12-14 08:45:09 UTC  

I though funko pops was a cereal

2018-12-14 08:45:13 UTC  

Probably shouldn't be standing outside for this storm

2018-12-14 08:45:14 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties Are you a chef

2018-12-14 08:45:17 UTC  

turns out it's minifigures

2018-12-14 08:45:20 UTC  

Hairs starting to raise slightly

2018-12-14 08:45:21 UTC  

Black Knight and Wounded Poopy Butthole, bastards

2018-12-14 08:45:23 UTC  

@Spirit i’m never going to get used to someone ating u

2018-12-14 08:45:25 UTC  

@Dino and they're all passive aggressive about it as well, this week someone was all snippy in the group chat about how "well I washed up some things that aren't mine so I don't need to help tidy the kitchen"

2018-12-14 08:45:32 UTC  

I’m thinking it’s me