I feel like it's easier to imagine the asses up and left one day

@modified_ludovico ^^

you wake up and that shot gone.

There was a sudden deflation

just like dad

like someone just took a big icecream scoop of ass out of each cheek

Maybe thighs would take over

All of th ass women shot into the sun by jealous flat aliens.

Thighs are nice

Thicc thighs with no ass are intrinsically worthless

Chairs would become symbols of patriarchy and inaccessibility to women

I'd just focus on the next most attractive body part

>man is back on the literal and figurative throne

@MiTHMoN what, like dicks?

... because that's what I already do, anyway... just focus on the next most attractive body part

even so, big dick and no ass is lame.

That nigga so gay he deleted his comment

Fuck up

that's some deep-closet shit

So I've woken up but I want more sleep, so do i go back to sleep now or do I go to cow's and have another couple hours sleep there while receiving cuddles?

how do yall keep forgetting dicks are gay. It's easier than the fucking alphabet

This is a serious dilemma

Going to Cow involvings getting up

^ this isn't a general chat appropriate question

@The Mad King yeah I know. But cuddles

the relation between distance moved is directly proportional to sleep gained.

choose wisely.

It's hard to tell if cuddles make the getting up worth it, but it's close

Oof

Make sure he’s down for cuddles before you go

^^

lose lose is shit.

Of course he is he's cow

My advice is, put the phone/computer down and go back to sleep.

So if you want to spite me, go visit him

Awwww

Wait

this is true

What

Spite me?

The fuck you on about

do you understand the English?