You need

Nearly got this dog as a pet

A bullet to your head

I thought it was a stray

Took it home washed it

cutie

Some retarded child came said that it's his dog

now that's goodboi material

Motherfucker that dog was dirty and hungry

wait

you stole a retarded kid' dog?

what the fuck

I didn't

is it goodboi time?

thats literally what you just said

It was in the street dirty as fuck

The kid wasn't around

he said *almost*

so you stole it because it was dirty, even though it was a retarded kid's dog

He gave back

<:cheekibreeki:437241338597998592>

So borrowed

kid was nowhere to be found, fucks sake, pay attention

^

Borrowed dog

kid came looking for his dog

did you give it back

Yeah

Yes

ah ok

Can you not read

apparently not

Ok good

reaadin is overrated

@T e xnow give me my <@&498259609316884520> tag back already

So is breathing

@_Domo<:whitey:467822735624765441> <:whitey:467822735624765441> <:dribble:467327022641971211>

Who else is taking a shit rn

I can go for one if you want

nope, just nude in bed