Message from @soup dad

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2018-12-17 04:46:23 UTC  

ayyyy

2018-12-17 04:46:39 UTC  

People at work use that joke all the time

2018-12-17 04:46:46 UTC  

which?

2018-12-17 04:46:50 UTC  

ligma?

2018-12-17 04:46:53 UTC  

Yes

2018-12-17 04:47:01 UTC  

classy

2018-12-17 04:48:35 UTC  

I can't wait to be finished work.

2018-12-17 04:49:06 UTC  

sup everyone

2018-12-17 04:49:25 UTC  

nothing much

2018-12-17 04:49:26 UTC  

@everyone
"The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one."

2018-12-17 04:49:32 UTC  

how are you? @Young Royalty

2018-12-17 04:49:55 UTC  
2018-12-17 04:50:01 UTC  

Usurper he was called,
round head and bald,
gone and went his hair,
at life he did not fare,
your eyes he would scald.

2018-12-17 04:50:27 UTC  

why are you making poetry?

2018-12-17 04:50:28 UTC  

Ur gay

2018-12-17 04:50:42 UTC  

Urgafi? stop speaking in scandigook

2018-12-17 04:50:59 UTC  

@Turtle read the first letter in my poems

2018-12-17 04:51:04 UTC  

of each sentence

2018-12-17 04:51:08 UTC  

dammit

2018-12-17 04:51:14 UTC  

no
u

2018-12-17 04:51:25 UTC  

I kinda want to go back to repairing cell phones as a night job

2018-12-17 04:52:09 UTC  

adjust your expenditure and work less hours

2018-12-17 04:52:21 UTC  

No I'm just bored

2018-12-17 04:52:27 UTC  

cool

2018-12-17 04:52:38 UTC  

Extra scratch and it keeps me occupied

2018-12-17 04:53:11 UTC  

I did it for long enough previously that now whenever I'm just fucking around in the evening, I feel like I'm not getting anything done

2018-12-17 04:53:58 UTC  

write shitty Craw poetry

2018-12-17 04:54:22 UTC  

No, my breath doesn't smell like cum.

2018-12-17 04:54:39 UTC  

weird flex but ok

2018-12-17 04:54:39 UTC  

To all those who wonder,
in time sit alone and ponder,
kerosene lamp on the table,
trying to listen to this fable,
originality is my one desire,
kittens belong in the dryer.

2018-12-17 04:55:18 UTC  

you've actually given me AIDS reading these Craw

2018-12-17 04:55:26 UTC  

dont read them through nigga

2018-12-17 04:55:29 UTC  

just read the first letters

2018-12-17 04:55:31 UTC  

you cunt

2018-12-17 04:55:40 UTC  

normie metal

2018-12-17 04:55:48 UTC  

@Dimorac would you be down to go munging with me

2018-12-17 04:56:07 UTC  

Get cultured, tex.