Says the bitch that called me a “beta” hahaha

Says the bitch that called me an "emo feminist" hahaha

fuck up with your daddy issues you beta cuck

Well if you think yourself a chad you aint right cheif

You’re all mah bitches

Jesus this laptop is slow as fuck today.

Kinda like you

Sick one.

Original.

Are you ten?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Well I’m actually 8 inches long but thanks babe

I'm pretty sure that's your husband not you.

Nah I’m not gay,

X

Are you sure?

X

Very sure

Wana know how I know?

Faulty measurements?

Nope

Nah just no man wants to fuck you.

No woman neither.

Morning lads

Morning.

Morning zach

Morning nut sack

How you doing mate?

how you doing zac

Running late to work but I’m good

I was too

Hope you get there on time

Am sad, didn't even have a roast yesterday.

I’ll be grand

I feel like a migrant.

I had a sainsburys pizza

Did it’s job

Nice

Fresh or frozen?

The stonebaked ones are too buff

@Razgriz fresh